Happy Birthday, McMitt, without Medicare.

McMitt Romney celebrated his 65th birthday Monday by having an aide confirm that he will not enroll in Medicare. The aide says his candidate prefers to keep his private medical insurance plan. And who could be surprised? When you're worth a couple of hundred million, you would never go without. You could even possess your own hospital.

Way to go, sir. We await your explanation of how the rest of us could have our very own emergency rooms. Happy birthday, anyway, and now that you are a senior citizen, may you never need a private emergency room. With, Cable TV and the Wall Street Journal gratis.