Saturday, May 18, 2013
Ohio lawmakers escape the official state artifact title
Just read that Gov. Kasich signed legislation naming a 2,000-year-old stone tobacco pipe as the official state artifact. (It turned up in an Indian burial ground near Chillicothe.) That should offer some relief to the rustics in the General Assembly who feared they might be so designated instead.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Darrell Issa: Catching up with Louie Gohmert
We get a little spooked when we hear a congressman who is the Republicans' leading investigator engtangle himself in the the English language. We could have forgiven my immigrant grandmother for imprecise references to little things like verbs and nouns. But when Darrell Issa, the Republican chairman and Inspector Clouseau of the House Oversight Committee does it, you have to wonder whether America has moved one step closer to Orwell's Newspeak.
Issa, a forever showboating right-wing nuisance, has yet to produce anything of substance from his feral probes. Back in February 2012 , you may remember, he barred Sandra Fluke from appearing on his all-male panel on contraception, supposing she lacked "expertise". That raised the bar to declaring that condoms and such are only a guy thing.
Now, back in the fetid trenches of Benghazi, Issa insisted that "an act of terror is different from terrorist actions".
Huh? Right. For this profound insight into international terrorism and American unpreparedness (read: Obama/Clinton deriliction) we have hauled out the cherished Grumpy Abe Linguistic Lunacy (GALL) Award for the congressman.
That will put him still a tad behind on this day to the Louie Gohmert Award. But with Issa, you can be certain there will be more opportunities for him to even the score.
Issa, a forever showboating right-wing nuisance, has yet to produce anything of substance from his feral probes. Back in February 2012 , you may remember, he barred Sandra Fluke from appearing on his all-male panel on contraception, supposing she lacked "expertise". That raised the bar to declaring that condoms and such are only a guy thing.
Now, back in the fetid trenches of Benghazi, Issa insisted that "an act of terror is different from terrorist actions".
Huh? Right. For this profound insight into international terrorism and American unpreparedness (read: Obama/Clinton deriliction) we have hauled out the cherished Grumpy Abe Linguistic Lunacy (GALL) Award for the congressman.
That will put him still a tad behind on this day to the Louie Gohmert Award. But with Issa, you can be certain there will be more opportunities for him to even the score.
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Monday, May 13, 2013
Arshinkoff vs. Coughlin. Back at the O.K. Corral.
Despite their mutual hostility, Summit County Republican Chairman Alex Arshinkoff and former state Sen. Kevin Coughlin do have one thing in common: each has long had the will, but neither has found the way. For the chairman, he has aspired to recognition as a powerful player at the state and national level of the GOP while presiding over a local party that has been reduced to the margins of politics. For Coughlin, young, very conservative and fully aggressive, he has aspired to a higher political calling - governor? - and finds himself in a brouhaha that is no more than routine in the Arshinkoff universe.
You are reminded of how Coughlin, who as a senator favored term limits, was TR'd out of his own senate seat in 2010, and is now trying to find his way back onto the playing field by running for clerk of courts in Stow. His itinerary to the November election will be as a non-partisan candidate. You'd think there was nothing terribly evil here to turn it into a blood sport between the GOP Arshinkoff wing and EE (Everybody else).
But wait, dear reader. Even though the Ohio Supreme Court upheld the non-partisan candidacy of a Republican judge in 2007, the fact that Coughlin was trying it out for size in November's election was enough to drop the issue in the lap of Board of Elections. I won't bother you with the murky details, because they could change by the hour. Suffice it to say that Arshinkoff sits on the board, where the sea is seldom calm, and insists the clerk of courts is a partisan job.
Not that Coughlin is alone in this battle of wits. Stow Municipal Judge Kim Hoover, a Republican, has filed for re-election as a non-partisan. The judge, no friend of Arshinkoff's, is not taking the chairman's complaints seriously.
"After all of Alex's blathering about this," Hoover says, "it will come down to how much value he will put into the question. How much is it worth to him? I'm guessing it will then go away."
Oy. Arshinkoff vs. Coughlin. Awesome.
Is there anything good on the TV tonight?
"
You are reminded of how Coughlin, who as a senator favored term limits, was TR'd out of his own senate seat in 2010, and is now trying to find his way back onto the playing field by running for clerk of courts in Stow. His itinerary to the November election will be as a non-partisan candidate. You'd think there was nothing terribly evil here to turn it into a blood sport between the GOP Arshinkoff wing and EE (Everybody else).
But wait, dear reader. Even though the Ohio Supreme Court upheld the non-partisan candidacy of a Republican judge in 2007, the fact that Coughlin was trying it out for size in November's election was enough to drop the issue in the lap of Board of Elections. I won't bother you with the murky details, because they could change by the hour. Suffice it to say that Arshinkoff sits on the board, where the sea is seldom calm, and insists the clerk of courts is a partisan job.
Not that Coughlin is alone in this battle of wits. Stow Municipal Judge Kim Hoover, a Republican, has filed for re-election as a non-partisan. The judge, no friend of Arshinkoff's, is not taking the chairman's complaints seriously.
"After all of Alex's blathering about this," Hoover says, "it will come down to how much value he will put into the question. How much is it worth to him? I'm guessing it will then go away."
Oy. Arshinkoff vs. Coughlin. Awesome.
Is there anything good on the TV tonight?
"
Friday, May 10, 2013
Prof. Richard Vedder's conservative cash cow
We've long known that retired (!) Ohio University economics professor Richard Vedder has shaped his conservative sermons for a perfect fit in the corporate world. His op-ed tax columns have been widely quoted or published in the media (including the Beacon Journal) as authoritative. And his testimony before legislative committees has been catnip for Republican pols. Vedder recently testified on Gov. Kasich's budget before a committee in Columbus, providing the ear candy for conservatives in need of fresh rhetoric.
What we didn't know until this day, folks, is that Vedder is also on the payroll of an outfit innocently called Donors Trust that vows to to build a "legacy of liberty". As evidence of that freedom, Donors Trust serves as a pass-through for large contributions from like-minded "liberty-minded charities" who are guaranteed anonymity. The trust then shovels the money into various other like-minded organizations.. In more vulgar language, some would call it a laundering operation. You don't need an advanced college degree in economics to connect the dots.
But about Vedder: A study by the Associated Press revealed that for his sympathetic labors, Vedder, who left the campus as a regular in 2001. is paid $150,000 annually by Donor Trusts to preach its Gospel.
And it doesn't take much deeper digging to learn that Donors Trust is a pass-through that channels huge donations to non-profit groups who can remain secret recipients.
But wait. If you roll back the tape, you'll find vestiges of the Koch Brothers and the Libertarian Cato Institute founded nearly 40 years ago by the brothers.
The Trust also has spread around nearly $91 million to groups dissing climate change as a liberal plot. The brothers would agree as the money flows.
Meantime, thank you, Associated Press. At least we now know the liberty-loving players and their confederates.
What we didn't know until this day, folks, is that Vedder is also on the payroll of an outfit innocently called Donors Trust that vows to to build a "legacy of liberty". As evidence of that freedom, Donors Trust serves as a pass-through for large contributions from like-minded "liberty-minded charities" who are guaranteed anonymity. The trust then shovels the money into various other like-minded organizations.. In more vulgar language, some would call it a laundering operation. You don't need an advanced college degree in economics to connect the dots.
But about Vedder: A study by the Associated Press revealed that for his sympathetic labors, Vedder, who left the campus as a regular in 2001. is paid $150,000 annually by Donor Trusts to preach its Gospel.
And it doesn't take much deeper digging to learn that Donors Trust is a pass-through that channels huge donations to non-profit groups who can remain secret recipients.
But wait. If you roll back the tape, you'll find vestiges of the Koch Brothers and the Libertarian Cato Institute founded nearly 40 years ago by the brothers.
The Trust also has spread around nearly $91 million to groups dissing climate change as a liberal plot. The brothers would agree as the money flows.
Meantime, thank you, Associated Press. At least we now know the liberty-loving players and their confederates.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
In Ohio,Tea Partiers say they are ready to strike
Mid-week wash:
Interesting, don't you think?, how a politician's self-serving decision can come back to haunt him three years later. In 2010, Summit County Republican Chairman Alex Arshinkoff bucked the State GOP by endorsing Tea Party favorite and then-State Rep. Seth Morgan in the Republican primary for Ohio auditor.
The news broke something like this:
Arshinkoff: Morgan is a certified public accountant and has a fresh face and bold ideas. (Read: It was really a bowing concession to the Tea Party much like the ones that other Republicans are handing out these days.)
Morgan: "Alex is a longstanding, respected leader with the Republican establishment...and to gain his endorsement is truly exciting for this campaign."
Short-term excitement, that is. Morgan lost to the state party's choice, David Yost.
But his right-wing credentials were impeccable enough for the uber-rich Koch
brothers to take him on as the policy director of Americans for Prosperity, the outfit founded by the Kochs.
Joe Hallett of the Columbus Dispatch lately quoted Morgan as saying the Tea Partiers now have several options to form a new party, create an "insurrection" within the GOP and "everything in between."
Connect the dots: Arshinkoff, long an Establishment Republican, now finds the party facing a serious threat from a guy that he endorsed more for personal political reasons than the relative merits of the two primary candidates.
* * * * *
Speaking of the Tea Party, how about this notion from former State Republican Chairman Kevin DeWine when he spoke to the Akron Press Club in April 2010: The Republican Party and the Tea Party have much in common and he (DeWine) would welcome them into the party. At the time Grumpy Abe wrote: "It may be more accurate to wonder whether the Tea Partiers would ever welcome Republicans into their ranks" The answer is clear enough.
* * * * *
Now that former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has won a special election for a congressional seat, can we forever erase the idea of a superior moral compass in the hearts of southern Republicans?
Interesting, don't you think?, how a politician's self-serving decision can come back to haunt him three years later. In 2010, Summit County Republican Chairman Alex Arshinkoff bucked the State GOP by endorsing Tea Party favorite and then-State Rep. Seth Morgan in the Republican primary for Ohio auditor.
The news broke something like this:
Arshinkoff: Morgan is a certified public accountant and has a fresh face and bold ideas. (Read: It was really a bowing concession to the Tea Party much like the ones that other Republicans are handing out these days.)
Morgan: "Alex is a longstanding, respected leader with the Republican establishment...and to gain his endorsement is truly exciting for this campaign."
Short-term excitement, that is. Morgan lost to the state party's choice, David Yost.
But his right-wing credentials were impeccable enough for the uber-rich Koch
brothers to take him on as the policy director of Americans for Prosperity, the outfit founded by the Kochs.
Joe Hallett of the Columbus Dispatch lately quoted Morgan as saying the Tea Partiers now have several options to form a new party, create an "insurrection" within the GOP and "everything in between."
Connect the dots: Arshinkoff, long an Establishment Republican, now finds the party facing a serious threat from a guy that he endorsed more for personal political reasons than the relative merits of the two primary candidates.
* * * * *
Speaking of the Tea Party, how about this notion from former State Republican Chairman Kevin DeWine when he spoke to the Akron Press Club in April 2010: The Republican Party and the Tea Party have much in common and he (DeWine) would welcome them into the party. At the time Grumpy Abe wrote: "It may be more accurate to wonder whether the Tea Partiers would ever welcome Republicans into their ranks" The answer is clear enough.
* * * * *
Now that former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has won a special election for a congressional seat, can we forever erase the idea of a superior moral compass in the hearts of southern Republicans?
Monday, May 6, 2013
How I saved $299 after losing $69 (!) in the tech world
A CAUTIONARY TALE:
A couple of weeks ago, my aged printer that had served a series of computers for more than a decade finally quit. The end came with a strange death rattle with paper twisting in shredded agony. I'm not good at these sorts of things and after several blind salvaging efforts, finally gave up. Sad, really. Unless you're worth at least a C-minus in understanding how to fix things that don''t work, you will be sympathetic.
But help was on its way with a never-used Hewlett Packard printer-scanner that had sat in my closet for more than a year. It was a gift from Apple when I bought a new desktop Mac. But I set it aside for the day when my old printer died.
Not so fast, with the celebration. The new printer began erratically, and quit. The Apple people advised me to call HP's tech support team, which is usually a dreaded adventure into terra incognita. Finally, at the other end of the line somewhere possibly in the Indian Ocean, the HP advisor concluded that the Mac and the printer were not capable of working with each other. I would need a new app (one of the few tech words that I've been able to add with confidence in the past year or two).
Desperate to get on with my work, I agreed to pay $69 to the HP agent for his remote installation of the ''missing" app.
But that was hardly the solution because the printer contiued to be contrary. Back to the HP tech team. A woman continued to reassure me in her native impacted English that she would would remedy my problem. She continued to repeat, "Don't worry. I will make you happy. I will fix it. Don't worry. I will make you happy."
That went on for an unbearably long time as she led me through several steps, including reinstalling the new app. It was then that I felt the quicksand under my desk starting to give way.
The bad news: "Somebody from France," she said, " had invaded my computer and is preventing the Mac and printer from talking to each other.' I tried to convince her that Mac computers have firewalls all of over the place to stymie hackers. She wasn't convinced and finally tried to administer the coup de grace to my wallet.
For $299, she would be able to guarantee me clear sailing for three years. (It would be the only way, she said, that she could resolve the problem.")
I hung up with a burst of unkind words. I had already given away $69 on the first call, and fool me twice?
I mentioned this to our son Rick, who is quite advanced in these things. He managed to learn that an HP tech team isn't always an HP tech team. Rather, it is an independent interloper that is in business for itself and manages to pocket the money, even without HP's knowledge (or concern!).
You'd think that HP would look after its own public image by ridding itself of any hint of a ripoff along the way. Obviously, it doesn't.
That's my story, and as we used to say in the business, I stand by it. Keep it in mind if, Heaven forbid, you are dealing with a faraway "tech team" that promises to make you happy.
P.S. Apparently some folks did not receive the good news in the last paragraph. I returned to the Apple store at Summit Mall and a young staffer was puzzled that I had received such invented advice She wrote down 3 steps that would work.. I tried them in a matter of less than two minutes and my printer has been working fine ever since with no additional charge - nor wear and tear on my patience.
A couple of weeks ago, my aged printer that had served a series of computers for more than a decade finally quit. The end came with a strange death rattle with paper twisting in shredded agony. I'm not good at these sorts of things and after several blind salvaging efforts, finally gave up. Sad, really. Unless you're worth at least a C-minus in understanding how to fix things that don''t work, you will be sympathetic.
But help was on its way with a never-used Hewlett Packard printer-scanner that had sat in my closet for more than a year. It was a gift from Apple when I bought a new desktop Mac. But I set it aside for the day when my old printer died.
Not so fast, with the celebration. The new printer began erratically, and quit. The Apple people advised me to call HP's tech support team, which is usually a dreaded adventure into terra incognita. Finally, at the other end of the line somewhere possibly in the Indian Ocean, the HP advisor concluded that the Mac and the printer were not capable of working with each other. I would need a new app (one of the few tech words that I've been able to add with confidence in the past year or two).
Desperate to get on with my work, I agreed to pay $69 to the HP agent for his remote installation of the ''missing" app.
But that was hardly the solution because the printer contiued to be contrary. Back to the HP tech team. A woman continued to reassure me in her native impacted English that she would would remedy my problem. She continued to repeat, "Don't worry. I will make you happy. I will fix it. Don't worry. I will make you happy."
That went on for an unbearably long time as she led me through several steps, including reinstalling the new app. It was then that I felt the quicksand under my desk starting to give way.
The bad news: "Somebody from France," she said, " had invaded my computer and is preventing the Mac and printer from talking to each other.' I tried to convince her that Mac computers have firewalls all of over the place to stymie hackers. She wasn't convinced and finally tried to administer the coup de grace to my wallet.
For $299, she would be able to guarantee me clear sailing for three years. (It would be the only way, she said, that she could resolve the problem.")
I hung up with a burst of unkind words. I had already given away $69 on the first call, and fool me twice?
I mentioned this to our son Rick, who is quite advanced in these things. He managed to learn that an HP tech team isn't always an HP tech team. Rather, it is an independent interloper that is in business for itself and manages to pocket the money, even without HP's knowledge (or concern!).
You'd think that HP would look after its own public image by ridding itself of any hint of a ripoff along the way. Obviously, it doesn't.
That's my story, and as we used to say in the business, I stand by it. Keep it in mind if, Heaven forbid, you are dealing with a faraway "tech team" that promises to make you happy.
P.S. Apparently some folks did not receive the good news in the last paragraph. I returned to the Apple store at Summit Mall and a young staffer was puzzled that I had received such invented advice She wrote down 3 steps that would work.. I tried them in a matter of less than two minutes and my printer has been working fine ever since with no additional charge - nor wear and tear on my patience.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Another end run for another juvenile court judge
Talk about the elephant in the China shop! The Summit County Republican Party, in peril of being swallowed whole by the Tea Party, is staging a desperate political charade to create a second juvenile court judge. Not that many people aside from the promoters like the idea. It's provisioned in the proposed Republican budget down in Columbus, which makes it newsworthy even though it's not likely to be seaworthy.
It is sponsored by State Rep. Anthony DeVitis, a Republican of Green; and co-sponsored by Rep. Marilyn Slaby, a Republican of Copley Township. They say the juvenile court system in the county is overworked and causing long delays. A second judge alongside Linda Tucci Teodosio, an elected Democrat, would expedite matters, which is one way at looking at justice. And, if as County Executive Russ Pry (Democrat) and others point out, the county budget is already so tight that it can't afford to have another mouth to feed in the courts, the Republican sponsors insist the problem could be resolved by laying off some magistrates who, quite likely, are Democrats.
In a bi-partisan vote, the Akron Bar Association unanimously passed a resolution opposing the packing of the courts. County council voted 9-2 against it, too, with the council's two Republicans, of course, supporting it.
Cautiously taking the safer ground, another area Republican, Sen. Frank LaRose, predictably told the Beacon Journal that he will withhold judgment until he gets more information.(A tactical response on Page 7 of the survival kit on expressing the need for more information.) And uncharacteristically, GOP chairman Alex Arshinkoff, who doubtless was in the thick of the process, withheld comment from the BJ.
It has been widely known for years and years and years that Arshinkoff has tested the soft spots in the judicial system to appoint his people to offices. It's his M.O.
Otherwise, the weather the past few days has been delightful.
It is sponsored by State Rep. Anthony DeVitis, a Republican of Green; and co-sponsored by Rep. Marilyn Slaby, a Republican of Copley Township. They say the juvenile court system in the county is overworked and causing long delays. A second judge alongside Linda Tucci Teodosio, an elected Democrat, would expedite matters, which is one way at looking at justice. And, if as County Executive Russ Pry (Democrat) and others point out, the county budget is already so tight that it can't afford to have another mouth to feed in the courts, the Republican sponsors insist the problem could be resolved by laying off some magistrates who, quite likely, are Democrats.
In a bi-partisan vote, the Akron Bar Association unanimously passed a resolution opposing the packing of the courts. County council voted 9-2 against it, too, with the council's two Republicans, of course, supporting it.
Cautiously taking the safer ground, another area Republican, Sen. Frank LaRose, predictably told the Beacon Journal that he will withhold judgment until he gets more information.(A tactical response on Page 7 of the survival kit on expressing the need for more information.) And uncharacteristically, GOP chairman Alex Arshinkoff, who doubtless was in the thick of the process, withheld comment from the BJ.
It has been widely known for years and years and years that Arshinkoff has tested the soft spots in the judicial system to appoint his people to offices. It's his M.O.
Otherwise, the weather the past few days has been delightful.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
New tuition rates to be tied to student voters?
As you are well aware, Republicans believe that only Republicans and maybe the few remaining 90-year-old Reagan Democrats should be permitted to vote. That is particularly true in Ohio, where the GOP class has shown restricted voting to be their most promising rite of passage to public office. Sort of like an entitlement they earned simply by being Republicans. And it magically eliminates the less productive exercise of expanding the party's base, which has shown no signs of working.
During the last presidential campaign, Secretary of State Jon Husted led an assault on those profiled as Obama voters.
Next came an inventive plan to shorten the period for amassing signatures for a referendum.
Now, we learn, there is a provision in the Republican House budget down in Columbus that would offer out-of-state college students with a 30-day residence in the state the same tuition as in-state students if they decided to vote. To achieve this wacky windfall, the student would have to produce a utility bill or letter from the university confirming legal status.
That drew immediate fire from the Inter-University Council that estimated schools would lose up to $15,500 for each qualifying student. It's not an appealing thought to the folks who run the universities. Besides, out-of state students who are denied the ID's from their schools could sue.
How do the medieval rustics in modern dress come up with these ideas?
Well, House Speaker Bill Batchelder framed the idea in terms of good government. He told the Columbus Dispatch there was a risk that out-of-state students may not be up to speed on ballot issues.
When Buckeye lawmakers, of all people, start talking about being up to speed on anything at all, isn't it adding more darkness to the Statehouse tunnel?
During the last presidential campaign, Secretary of State Jon Husted led an assault on those profiled as Obama voters.
Next came an inventive plan to shorten the period for amassing signatures for a referendum.
Now, we learn, there is a provision in the Republican House budget down in Columbus that would offer out-of-state college students with a 30-day residence in the state the same tuition as in-state students if they decided to vote. To achieve this wacky windfall, the student would have to produce a utility bill or letter from the university confirming legal status.
That drew immediate fire from the Inter-University Council that estimated schools would lose up to $15,500 for each qualifying student. It's not an appealing thought to the folks who run the universities. Besides, out-of state students who are denied the ID's from their schools could sue.
How do the medieval rustics in modern dress come up with these ideas?
Well, House Speaker Bill Batchelder framed the idea in terms of good government. He told the Columbus Dispatch there was a risk that out-of-state students may not be up to speed on ballot issues.
When Buckeye lawmakers, of all people, start talking about being up to speed on anything at all, isn't it adding more darkness to the Statehouse tunnel?
Monday, April 29, 2013
Death knoll for boo-who and boo-whom?
Writers are tortured by grammatical challenges. Subject-predicate agreement. Dangling participles. Modal verbs. Collective nouns, and their derivational agreements. Sentence-ending prepositions. Placement of commas, exclamation points (Inside or outside the closing quotation mark, and I'll let it go at that!)
Rules, Rules Rules.
The latest catalog from The Great Courses is offering a 36-lecture DVD course which (that?) apparently tries to answer its own question: "How did we get from one language to 6,000?" In Lecture 26, it tells us, "you examine the famous Sapir-Whorf hypotheses, which proposes that features of our grammars channel how we think." I have long enjoyed the rewards of the Great Courses, but this is one I may postpone for awhile.
Hang on. There is better news from the April issue of The Atlantic. An essay by Megan Garber removes much of our guilt about our confusion over who and whom - a couple of words that have (has?) baffled me for a half-century. Whom, she writes, is headed for the graveyard . Good riddance!
Megan is a dedicated researcher who (of course!) has based her conclusion on the impending death of whom from a 400-million word Corpus of Historical American English records. Using Time magazine as the resource, she noted that the magazine used whom 3,352 times in the 1930s, 1,492 in the 1990s, and a mere 902 in the 2000s. The way things are going, if she had waited another year or two she might have been able to report zero usage of the dying word in Time - or all of the other words that once appeared in a defunct magazine.
So if you have come this far in this exercise, I will take the opportunity to intrude upon the rules in a gender sensitive age that gave us Ms. when a woman's marital status was unknown.
Then we moved on to "he or she" in referring to a man or woman when both sides deserved equal rights to the thought. But it was awkward to make that point in such instances as, say, "There were times when he or she wondered whether it was a good investment."
I have a solution: Replace he or she with (s)he, or s(he).
Time to evolve, folks, which seems to be what so many people are doing these days anyway.
Rules, Rules Rules.
The latest catalog from The Great Courses is offering a 36-lecture DVD course which (that?) apparently tries to answer its own question: "How did we get from one language to 6,000?" In Lecture 26, it tells us, "you examine the famous Sapir-Whorf hypotheses, which proposes that features of our grammars channel how we think." I have long enjoyed the rewards of the Great Courses, but this is one I may postpone for awhile.
Hang on. There is better news from the April issue of The Atlantic. An essay by Megan Garber removes much of our guilt about our confusion over who and whom - a couple of words that have (has?) baffled me for a half-century. Whom, she writes, is headed for the graveyard . Good riddance!
Megan is a dedicated researcher who (of course!) has based her conclusion on the impending death of whom from a 400-million word Corpus of Historical American English records. Using Time magazine as the resource, she noted that the magazine used whom 3,352 times in the 1930s, 1,492 in the 1990s, and a mere 902 in the 2000s. The way things are going, if she had waited another year or two she might have been able to report zero usage of the dying word in Time - or all of the other words that once appeared in a defunct magazine.
So if you have come this far in this exercise, I will take the opportunity to intrude upon the rules in a gender sensitive age that gave us Ms. when a woman's marital status was unknown.
Then we moved on to "he or she" in referring to a man or woman when both sides deserved equal rights to the thought. But it was awkward to make that point in such instances as, say, "There were times when he or she wondered whether it was a good investment."
I have a solution: Replace he or she with (s)he, or s(he).
Time to evolve, folks, which seems to be what so many people are doing these days anyway.
Friday, April 26, 2013
With revisionists, Dubya was the anti-terrorist hero
Now that all of the celebrated dignitaries were on their best behavior at the feel-good dedication of the George W. Bush library (somehow I don't associate libraries with Dubya), it was left to the revisionist gallery to slam President Obama for security breakdowns that his predecessor would never have experienced.
For example, Rep. Tom Cotton, a right-wing Arkansas Republican, screeched that "in the seven years after 9/11 how many terrorists reached the United States? NONE!" Trouble is, on that deadly day 2,977 persons died at the hands of terrorists and when I went back to check record, turns out that it happened on Bush's watch. Oh, I probably should mention that the young terrorists who staged the Marathon attacks were said to have been living in the U.S. for more than 10 years. That would mean they arrived on our soil during the Bush years.
Then we encountered columnist Charles Krauthammer's spin, in which he crowed about his man Bush. "He did not just keep us safe, he created the entire antiterror infrastructure that continues to keep us safe." Still, he couldn't resist blaming Obama fore letting it all "fall apart".
Folks, this is textbook revisionism. You can find post 9/11 reports that said warnings of a possible attack from the air were largely ignored. You can access videos in which Bush later said he didn't know the whereabouts of bin Laden and didn't think it was all that important anyway.
But as it's often been said, Why let the details ruin a good story - or in this case, awfully distorted history.
For example, Rep. Tom Cotton, a right-wing Arkansas Republican, screeched that "in the seven years after 9/11 how many terrorists reached the United States? NONE!" Trouble is, on that deadly day 2,977 persons died at the hands of terrorists and when I went back to check record, turns out that it happened on Bush's watch. Oh, I probably should mention that the young terrorists who staged the Marathon attacks were said to have been living in the U.S. for more than 10 years. That would mean they arrived on our soil during the Bush years.
Then we encountered columnist Charles Krauthammer's spin, in which he crowed about his man Bush. "He did not just keep us safe, he created the entire antiterror infrastructure that continues to keep us safe." Still, he couldn't resist blaming Obama fore letting it all "fall apart".
Folks, this is textbook revisionism. You can find post 9/11 reports that said warnings of a possible attack from the air were largely ignored. You can access videos in which Bush later said he didn't know the whereabouts of bin Laden and didn't think it was all that important anyway.
But as it's often been said, Why let the details ruin a good story - or in this case, awfully distorted history.
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