Thursday, September 27, 2012
Note to Newt: Your coming-out party's over
He tried to lure us with a devilish smile and imperious self-confidence. But when he was mercilessly rejected by his own party in primary after primary, it was logical to assume that this pathetic figure had finally witnessed his last hurrah. But wait...
The other night he was shown standing aside Todd Akin, the notorious Missouri congressman, to offer his worthless endorsement. He was later reported to have voluntarily drawn up an unofficial playbook to show Mitt Romney how to win his debate with Obama! Poor fellow is everywhere. He's a man with the drive of street vendor who shows up in the worst weather in hopes of one more sale.
He also promised to arrive in Tampa with enough delegates. It didn't happen.
Face it, Newt. It's over. You don't even have the door prize of elder statesmanship.
NOTE: Plunderbund has posted my column on voter suppressing Republican liars