Thursday, May 27, 2010

It was no more than, eh... a sexual massage

I AM HERE TO TO warn you that since homosexuals took over the island of Lesbos and possibly Michelangelo's paint brush centuries ago, the crime rate involving gays in America has risen 2,386 pct.! Whoa, there. That's not true, of course, but I am rehearsing for a possible job on Fox News or James Dobson's Family Research Council. The latter outfit may be more immediately available since its co-founder, George Rekers, a fiercely anti-gay Southern Baptist minister, was widely reported to have been traveling around with a 20-year-old male prostitute that he acquired from a source called Rentboy. Com. Rekers denies the unflattering details of the story. On the other hand, the lad says he gave Rekers sexual massages. In fairness, for some people, that might mean nothing more than a finger flip at 20 paces.

But I was going to talk about Peter Sprigg, a senior fellow for policy studies at the very same Family Research Council. Sprigg, also an ordained Baptist minister, has been loudly pestering sensible people on national broadcasts with the idea that gays are criminals who are "trashing" democracy and, to say the least, ought not to be bothering straight soldiers honorably serving on active duty.

Although I have found no evidence that Sprigg served in the military, he seems to be dispensing a lot of inside wisdom on the system.

I've made a note to remember this the next time one of these whirlybirds flies off the handle about gays on TV. I stuck it in my hypocrites file.

a ethath


John said...

The more they tramp and Flay
"we will make those Criminals pay"
Well I'm here to pose it
get out of the closet
and admit that the right wing is GAY

Anonymous said...

yes, make sure you file this away the next time an opportunity arises to protect the gay lobby. They are not coddled enough and only want to stifle free speech and force the acceptance of their behavior as normal, when people are naturally skeptical of it. But you seem to be a typical facist enabler.

Mencken said...

Since fascists by definition stand for strict social regimentation and purity, calling Grumpy a fascist is
a rather poor choice of words Anon. And you should give him a break seeing as though he generously enables you to empty your bile duct on his lawn.

Grumpy Abe said...

ANONYMOUS: Having had a day or two's experience in editing other people's works, I cannot resist the opportunity to note that you have misspelled fascist. I will have to add that to your profile as an abnormal speller.