Pro-choice women assigned to covered wagons

Forgive me, but I keep hearing strange rumors from the epicenter of Darkest Ohio.  That could only mean the Republican-controlled legislature, where a new bill is being prepared to throttle pro-choice women from interfering with the  sober (not always) business of enlightened governing in 2013.  The measure will limit protests to a restricted area just west of Lima, Oh.   It will be  an amendment  quietly interred in another bill recognizing the covered wagon as the official state vehicle.