With the departure of Joe Lieberman from Congress, I've been poking around the honored rolls to settle on someone to replace him as Capitol Hill's most boring person. The field is so crowded that the choice didn't come quickly.
I was leaning toward Newt Gingrich until I remembered that during his bid for the Republican presidential nomination I had already tagged him as Crazy Guggenheim, a title that seemed close enough when he promised to fire all school janitors and replace them with the students. (He also promised to put a permanent base on the moon during his second term in the Oval Office, but I couldn't convince myself that there would even be a first term for Newtie.)
Then, there was Jon Husted, Ohio's secretary of state, who droned on and on that his voter restrictions were meant to purify the whole system. Few believed him, but he droned on and on, defending the indefensible. We haven't heard that much from him since his class lost, so no need to drag out the story.
You may be surprised, but my choice for the most boring politician in our midst is Lindsey Graham, the forever whining South Carolina Republican who was usually seen at Joe Lieberman's side as they traipsed through the trouble spots of the world. He's been back on TV a number of times as his party's Paul Revere to warn us over and over and over that America is being consumed by the libs. Unfortunately, he remains in denial about the outcome of the November election. Even in the few seconds that it takes me to change the channel, I feel a headache coming on.
And I didn't even mention Donald Trump, who at least is always good for a laugh.