Instead, my morning coffee dripped over the Beacon Journal's momentous account of a forthcoming name change for Browns Stadium to FirstEnergyCorp. something-or-other now that the giant energy provider bought the naming rights. (Since I'm billed each month by the company, I can now boast of having a minuscule stake in the stadium.)
Meantime, I'm told it hasn't taken long for some FirstEnergy wags to name the company - "Brown out Stadium". Honest.