Classified info: The Brits' selling points

AND NOW FOR a touch of British-style humor. It is taken from a list of classified ads in the UK, sent by a friend:

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel

1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake

Call Alison

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica

Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything