The secular world is all agog today over the lengthy reports that Donald Trump, a GOP specialist forever reciting Grim Fairy Tales, went to church in Iowa on Sunday and dropped two "crisp $50 bills" in the collection plate. Gasp!
Was this the same good Christian who told his audience hours earlier that he could shoot someone and not lose a single vote?
We wonder about his M.O. these days. My only question: Is $100, newly minted, enough to cover a gambling license that would allow him to install slot machines in the basement of a Presbyterian church?