My frustrating search to find the most definitive words to describe Donald Trump is now fully and brilliantly ready to be shared with you. In astrophysical language he is ... um...a BLACK HOLE.
The term has been popularized as scientists with powerful telescopes continue to graze in a mysterious universe. As best as I can understand it, s black hole is a huge suction cup - one of many out there - whose gravitational power even prevents light from escaping the darkness. Some are said to be created by collapsing stars. Interesting.
There! Not even an Einstein can claim to have witnessed a ray of light flickering from the void.
Fair enough. Donald Trunp is a Black Hole.