Washington insiders, from the pols to the media, have buzzed for a couple of days to figure out what President Obama and Mitt Romney talked about during their private lunch at the White House. They should have asked me. My inside source at a little-known Washington diner says the President offered Mitt the ambassadorship to Kenya. Trust me. You don't make up things like this! No word on whether Mitt accepted it.
Abe Zaidan has been a professional journalist and freelance writer for more than forty years. He was the Ohio correspondent for the Washington Post, as well as a political columnist at the Akron Beacon Journal.