A Columbus reader added some sunshine to the weekend with a list of paraprosdokians that should find a place in Grumpy's blog. A list of what? The strange word describes sentences with odd endings. We're told that Winston Churchill, among others, was quite fond of them.
For example, Yogi Berra was never without them, as when he said the "the restaurant was so busy that nobody goes there anymore". Or culled from a long list of Jewish references, "Oy, the food at this restaurant is terrible...and the servings are so small."
From my friend's list I've chosen for now:
(1) If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
(2) In filling out an application, where it says, 'in case of emergency, notify:' ... I put DOCTOR"
(3) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(4) Women will never be the equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy"
These can give you an idea of how paraprosdokians work. Henny Youngman left a great legacy of these, as when he told his audiences that when his wife asked him to take her someplace where she's never been, he took her to the kitchen.