If we've learned anything in the post-election days, it's that Republicans are poor losers. Mitt Romney accuses the president of bribing voters. John McCain pathetically fumes that there is a cover-up in the investigation of Benghazi, and the worst incompetence he has ever-ever seen, another botched Watergate. A gun shop owner in Arizona says he will not do business with anybody who voted for Obama. A Republican county party treasurer in Texas refers to the Obama voters as "maggots". A Tea Partyer, he is readying his friends to secede from the Union. Bill O'Reilly sours that Obama won because people want, of all things, "stuff". We know who he's talking about, don't we?
About the secessionists: They, too, are soreheads. Tens of thousands across the land with nothing better to do with their time have signed petitions to secede. Can whole states self-deport from America?
Quacks like Sean Hannity seem to be enjoying the secessionist uprising. They're his people. This is the gift that will keep on giving for Fox News. It's their Obama-caused Pompeii.
Their only problem is that Obama's victory shocked the hell out of Mitt's army, which had planned a major motorcade to his campaign headquarters on election night, a huge fireworks display and good ol' boys conviviality for the 40 or so wealthy friends - Donald Trump and that spooky billionaire Sheldon Adelson among them with overflowing piggy banks -- who flew into Boston in their private jets.
That's the awful news. The good news is that Obama did, in fact, win, because if he had lost, Mitt and the Tea Partyers and the miscellaneous billionaires would have been much more insufferable.
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