Wednesday, January 5, 2011

News flash: King John retreats from the ants

UPDATE: Responding to criticism from the media and others, John Kasich today reversed his earlier decree and will be sworn in as governor at the Statehouse instead of his home in Delaware County. (See below) The ants win! The ants win!

3 comments:

marvkatz said...

What a shame! He won't be doing it in his jammies...

Anonymous said...

King John Kasich the First fearing insurrection has given in to the simple plebians. Excuses from the King John disciples are running rampant in the Beacon Journal and Columbus Dispatch forums.

David Hess said...

Sounds like Ohioans are not in for a term of office but a Roman Imperium. A mere tiara may not be enough as he takes office. It'll require an emperor's gilded crown.. Buckeye journalists will be well advised to watch the back doors for entry by corporate benefactors and fat-cat tribunes bent on adding gilt to their own coffers.