Eric Cantor: swimming up mainstream

AND ANOTHER Grumpy Abe Linguistic Lunacy (GALL) award goes to Rep. Eric Cantor, of Virginia, the ubiquitous right-wing Republican who tried to explain why he is so frustrated that President Obama is not paying more attention to advice from the GOP.  Appearing on C-SPAN, Cantor opined:

"Look, we want to work with our colleagues on the other side of the aisle.  We want to try to bring this president into the mainstream."

Mainstream?  Eric, Eric!  The latest CBS poll gave Obama a 64 pct. public approval rating against  20 pct. disapproval! ( For his studied research on the Obama Administration, Cantor attended a Britney Spears concert during the president's news conference.) 

Will somebody please hold a mirror up to Cantor's nostrils to see if he is still breathing?