Obama's monumental gift to Boehner

(Re-posted from Plunderbund )


Capitol Hill insiders say President Obama will celebrate Memorial Day  by designating  John Boehner as a medieval  national monument.  They say the president has reacted sharply to the Speaker's jack-in-the-box oppostion to Obama's designation of the Organ Mountains-Desert Peaks in New Mexico as a national monument.  Although the border control says  otherwise, Boehner says Obama's action will threaten security while many others in the area applaud the decision as a boon for tourism.

Obama reportedly will classify Boehner's office on Capitol Hill as a tourist site open even to those without birth certificates and photo ID's.  But the Republicans in Boehner's house  scorned the  Boehner National Monument as nothing more than a political stunt and voted against funding a gift shop.