Gays to be barred from Rubio's ark

To those wondering whether same-sex married couples will be permitted to board  Republican Sen. Marco Rubio's ark (see previous post) we checked his office of Universal Biblical Purity and the response was instant:  NO! A robotic voice on the phone declared: "This is a Republican boat, fella , to secure the future of mankind. It's not the Good Ship Lollipop!"