Santorum's guide to pillow talk.

The Republican presidential farce has now reached the slapstick stage with Rick Santorum prepping for his own show on Comedy Central. Here's his latest one-liner, offered at a Value Voters Summit:

"When you look at someone to determine whether they'd be the right person for public office, look at who they lay down with at night and what they believe in.''

But would any of the candidates want a lot of voters poking around in their bedrooms, Rick?

His comments are so bizarre that you can't even bring yourself to mention that his grammar is awful, as in his above comment. To LAY down? (I'll forgive him for "who" and "whom" , which nobody, including me, fully understands.