As LeBron James goes, so goes LeBron James

WITH SPECULATION long-past exhaustion on the future home of LeBron James (Is there no end to the tension?), the only unexamined question now is how the young man will announce his decision. Will it be from the top of Cleveland's Terminal Tower? From a luxury yacht on Lake Erie? (Since Bush II, aircraft carriers are declasse for such urgent news.) Or maybe even a surprise cameo appearance on "Hot In Cleveland," the tepid TV series? Wherever it happens, will there be a fly-over?