Sunday, January 3, 2010

Dr. Hume to Tiger: Rise to Christianity!

THE HIGH PRIEST of Fox News, Brit Hume, has a word for Tiger Woods to rehab him from his marital troubles: Christianity. Hume, who is turning from news hawking to spiritual guidance in his lofty role as a Fox analyst, urged Woods on Sunday to find salvation by converting from Buddhism to the Christian faith. Of Buddhism, Hume opined:

"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. My message to Tiger would be,'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'"

I think Tiger should at least be guaranteed that he would rise to the heights of such faithful Christian pols as John Ensign, Mark Sanford, David Vitter, Rudy Giuliani and Karl Rove, the latter being an ardent preacher of family values who is trudging through a divorce. Still, we should forgive Hume. He knows not of what he speaks.

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