Latest word from the front arrived from Ben Carson as he defended himself against critics who insist that he is unqualified to seek the presidency because he has no experience. Whispered Carson: The ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals. Ha. Ha.
Nice try, Doc. So may we assume that you would get on an airplane built by amateurs?
Carson also spent some extra campaign time trying to explain why he had been saying that he had turned down an invitation to enroll at West Point when the Academy said it had no record of him ever being asked.