Have they gone yet?
I mean the ten-some who appeared on Project Runway Thursday to assure us that they had all of the critical answers for the planet.
Adulthood has never failed its pretenders more. They talked of the future with the cliches of the past. Tax cuts. Border controls. Nuclear holocaust. Miracle work. Resumes filled with self-glorifying hype. Guidance from God to lead America out of Plato's cave. Gravitas, an earlier presidential standard, has yet to surface.
Exception: Donald Trump, who has demonstrated by his mugging force field how a once major political party has lost its immune system from hellish billionaire invaders. He stands smugly in the center ring with all of the others consulting their Ouija boards for adequate responses. Until they do, which may be never, Trump remains the towering Republican experience through whom all talk show blessings flow.
Still, can you possibly imagine how many hours, days, weeks this crowd spent rehearsing for their prime time show? It appeared they all sat in the same classroom learning to say how much they despised Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Iran, the IRS, Obamacare, abortion, gay marriage, job-killing other stuff. At some point in the encounter staged by Fox News , they could have changed places before the rostrums and you would have been hard-pressed to know the difference.
Finally, holiness has a a lot to do with this sanctified group just as the fire-and-brimstoners have been wielding threats of eternal damnation against political dissenters for decades. Indeed, the Republican Party, intimidated by the preachers, is now on its knees pandering on social issues.. But Marco Rubio reproted that the GOP candidates have God's blessing.
In the end Thursday night, it was left to the national pundits to decide who was the least craziest, the current barometer that has given John Kasich a slight upward bump. So there he was camera-wise telling us how much he cared about the less fortunate among us by supporting medicaid in another rehearsal for his moment at the Pearly Gates. Kasich , who has long boasted of his Ohio Miracle, stood up forthrightly and described America as "miracle" country and he wanted everybody to have a piece of that action. The Guv already has witnessed enough miracles to qualify for sainthood.
Have they all gone yet? Good.