Yippee! We can all relax and move on to less important matters. Mitt Romney has released his birth certificate showing that he was born in Detroit.
Or was he? Hmmm...
Unlike his good friend Donald Trump, a prominent but moronic birther who continues to hound President Obama without stern dissent from Mitt, I will rise above the cursed battle and take the Republican candidate's word for it if he can identify Al Kaline and Dizzy Trout.