Hayward is doing what English aristocrats have always done - leading a life of conspicuous leisure while the commoners muck out the stables. N'est-ce pas?
PJ, you are obviously not a bloke. Have you never heard of the Great Chain of Being, which guarantees the line of kings and sorts out everybody else according to their civil rank. So you and I need not apply. If you're lucky, you'll qualify for a canoe.
Abe Zaidan has been a professional journalist and freelance writer for more than forty years. He was the Ohio correspondent for the Washington Post, as well as a political columnist at the Akron Beacon Journal.
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Abe, please stick to prose; you're so much, much better at it. {:')
`God save thee, ancient Mariner,
From the fiends that plague thee thus! -
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
Hayward is doing what English aristocrats have always done - leading a life of conspicuous leisure while the commoners muck out the stables. N'est-ce pas?
PJ, you are obviously not a bloke. Have you never heard of the Great Chain of Being, which guarantees the line of kings and sorts out everybody else according to their civil rank. So you and I need not apply. If you're lucky, you'll qualify for a canoe.
A canoe would be better than the yellow rubber ducky I have now. 'Guess I've got something to hope for.
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