Wednesday, March 10, 2010

May we call this the "banana split"?

YOU'VE DOUBTLESS heard that Rush Limbaugh, the clownish malcontent with Cadillac health care of his own, has vowed to move to Costa Rica if the health care reform bill passes. Regardless of his disconnect that Costa Rica has universal health care, there is more to his eagerness to become an expatriate, I'm told. Limbaugh wants to buy that country and convert it into a plantation with a private, male-only golf club while staging annual banana-eating contests by the natives to amuse his Wall Street guests. You think I'm kidding?


PJJinOregon said...

I guess it's time for me to drop support for health care reform. If its passage will send Rushbo to Costa Rica, I don't want to be a party to dumping environmental pollutants onto a country struggling with NAFTA, the World Bank and foreign aid from the US.

Anonymous said...

Not only does Costa Rica have universal healthcare, but the sex trade is legal and government regulated. Just up Rush's alley. Recall his 2006 escapade being detained after returning from the Dominican Republic, also with a thriving sex trade, with a bottle of Viagra that was not prescribed for him?