I never met either of those two stormy troublemakers, but I've seen pictures and can assure you that Mitt is not one them. Not even close. Romney ran a failed presidential campaign with Hollywood looks, stationary hair and freshly pressed suits that must have cost more than even Sarah Palin's wardrobe. As for the Democrats being monarchists, have you seen Michael Moore lately? Until Romney came along to sort out the current political brands, some of the social stylists in his party were grumbling about how unimpressed they were with Michelle Obama's shamefully bared arms on public occasions. Hardly something that would go over famously at Buckingham Palace in the royal entourage.
Some advice, Mitt. Do you think your insights would be more productive trying to figure out why zebras have stripes?