Although it would be an insult to serious forensics, do you believe that if Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell debated, they would both lose?
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A salute to the GOP fixer pro tem, Dick Cheney, for having a practical response to the right-wing furor over President Obama's socialistic teleprompter. If you saw the former Veep's talk to the American Enterprise Institute, you'll note that he dispatched the hated teleprompter the old-fashioned way. With head down and nose pointed down to the lectern, he read every word from his printed text. Or was it a hidden conservative teleprompter?
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The roar of the anti-global warming crowd (read: anti-science) continues unabated, raising the specter of soaring fuel costs managed by that tyrant, President Obama. The fuel cost warning isn't new; the alarmist slandering of Obama on the environment by the hard core Republican base on the right went into high gear with his election last November. As vitriolic as the attacks on environmental concerns might be, some spectators are also reduced to sophomoric cutesy pie humor. Examples abound. But the most convenient one unfortunately arrived on my breakfast table yesterday from Plain Dealer columnist Kevin O'Brien, an apparent firm believer in church but not state. Complaining about Obama's projected fuel-efficiency standards, O'Brien blithely opined: "Obama likes the idea because it is his."
Kevin, my boy, where have you been? Obama's "idea" of fuel conservation has been around for a long time with variations on the same theme. A friendly reminder: You like the thoughts in your column because they are yours, and I like the thoughts in my blogs because they are mine. That is hardly something I learned in my high school science class. By my standards, it's a tested evolutionary theory, if you know what I mean.
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With nearly a month until the Akron mayoral recall election, brace yourself for a furious assault on Don Plusquellic with the sort of reckless statements that appeared in a letter to the Beacon Journal from Warner Mendenhall's neighborhood pal. Among the badly aimed shots was a new one to me: That Plusquellic was responsible for a public school system that is a "sham, " thereby forcing "good citizens" to pay "exorbitant fees above their property taxes to send their children to private schools." Excuse me, but when did the mayor become the CEO of the public school system that has always been the responsibility of the system's superintendent and duly elected school board? Folks, we're in for a siege of revisionist history, I'm afraid.