Monday, December 8, 2008
The Bush "haters"
TAKE COVER! Karl Rove has put on his game face to herald his forthcoming book. In a preemptive strike to expose those who have been naughty and those who have been nice during the Bush years, Rove told Cox News that he knows who the "Bush haters" are and, in a threatening mood, will "name names" in his book. Although his whodunnit sounds a lot like a reincarnation of Nixon's enemies list, Rove's book-length accounting of political villainy could bestir even the Georgetown Cocktail Party Conservatives (in McCain's memorable words) to don their dogtags and come out fighting against a sea of socialism that is washing up on the Potomac's shores. Some of those named, of course, will do nothing more than to ask for a refill of their martinis. Nice sales pitch for your book, Karl. But we already know who those haters are.