Sunday, December 14, 2014
A hacker's strange claim against Cheney
The FBI reportedly has more than a casual interest in the claim by a precocious Montana schoolboy that he hacked Dick Cheney, tracking the monstrous ex-veep's DNA all the way back to Caligula, the maniacal Roman emperor who appointed his horse to the Senate. "We're not ready to say that the kid's boast is true," an investigator cautioned. "But with the hardware that Cheney is wearing, anything is possible."