The Beacon Journal had other ideas about what was newsworthiest on this day of fantasies. Its Page One splash covered LeBron James' impending wedding with the usual outsize photos. Somehow, even in a tux, he looked like he was cut out to be a tight end.
Within 24 hours, of course, for the Browns (and the eager forecasters), it all could change.
As a loyal Steelers birther, I have learned to allow myself far more margin, figuring they could finish in last place - or win the Super Bowl. With the Steelers, there is always the leading question of whether Big Ben will finish a game on his feet.
If not, consider this: There's always next year. Are you with me?