GOP elephant still at large

Shame on me for jumping to conclusions when I read

the headline on a news story that said:

ELEPHANT RUNS AWAY FROM CIRCUS

I quickly assumed that after months of nonsensical behavior, McNewt Gingrich had withdrawn from the Republican presidential race.

Alas, no such luck. The story told of a 2.5 ton elephant named Baby that escaped from a circus in Blackpool, Ireland, and was running around a car park near a shopping center. It was soon captured, as will be Gingrich, hopefully sooner than later.