Shame on me for jumping to conclusions when I read
the headline on a news story that said:
ELEPHANT RUNS AWAY FROM CIRCUS
I quickly assumed that after months of nonsensical behavior, McNewt Gingrich had withdrawn from the Republican presidential race.
Alas, no such luck. The story told of a 2.5 ton elephant named Baby that escaped from a circus in Blackpool, Ireland, and was running around a car park near a shopping center. It was soon captured, as will be Gingrich, hopefully sooner than later.